Who is an Atheist? An Atheist is one who does NOT believe in GOD
In Florida, an atheist created a case against Easter and Passover Holydays. He hired an attorney to bring a discrimination case against Christians and Jews and observances of their holy days. The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such recognized days.
The case was brought before a judge. After listening to the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his gavel declaring,
The lawyer immediately stood and objecting to the ruling saying,
“Your honor, How can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians have Christmas, Easter, and others.
The Jews have Passover, Yom Kippur, and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such holidays…”
The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, “But you do. Your client, the counselor, is woefully ignorant.”
The lawyer said,” Your Honour, we are unaware of any special observance or holiday for atheists.” The judge said, [quotes quotes_style=”bquotes” quotes_pos=”center”]”The calendar says April 1st is April Fool’s Day and Psalm 14:1 states, ‘The fool says in his heart, there is no God.'[/quotes]
Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that, if your client says there is no God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day. The court is adjourned…“Disclaimer: This claim may not be verified, It is just for fun and common sense education!!!